My legs. They are so incredibly pasty white! Well, actually all of me is pasty white but of the parts of me that are seen publicly, my legs are the worst.
I have all the lines:
- I'm so white, I glow in the dark
- I'm Casper's cousin
- I sweat milk
- Porcelain dolls got nothin' on me
After all this time I've come to a conclusion: the skin on my legs is so white it repels the sun, therefore I cannot tan my legs.
I tried the self tanner creams, but I'm not very good at exfoliating all the time so I turn out streaky with dark ankles and knees.
I've decided it is time to embrace my pasty white skin. I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon. So for those of you who see me outside, I apologize. Just put on some sunglasses and it won't be so bad!
* I must always wear sunscreen on other parts of my body... they roast. So far this year I have made a point to put on SPF 100+, or wear sleeves, or at least cover my shoulders if I know I will be spending time outside in order to prevent burns.